The iPhone might be the most popular smartphone in America, but in terms of worldwide appeal, the Apple has not fallen far from the star-spangled tree. In terms of global smartphone market share, Google’s open-source mobile OS has a staggering lead in high-end markets like China, and it is basically the only choice in developing countries. If you have an app idea with worldwide potential, choosing Android as your development target makes a lot more sense. We suggest something where people try to catch Pokemon in the real world. We are 99 percent sure that’s not been taken yet.
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Digital Marketing
So you’ve got your groundbreaking app and a world-punching website. That’s great. But unfortunately, marketing them is going to take a lot more work than writing “CLICK ON MY WEBSITE” on a bumper sticker. If you want to make a meaningful impact, you need to know how to find your audience, and keep them aware of your budding enterprise without spamming the hell out of them.
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Web Development
Move over, Spider-Man. The greatest webslinger of our time will be you after you take The Complete Web Developer Course 2.0. And if you try to steal that webslinger pun, we will sue you for a million internet points. What are internet points, you ask? Don’t play dumb with us.
Unlike most web development curricula, this one shies away from the endless churn of server-side JavaScript and framework hipsterism in favor of battle-hardened PHP/MySQL. That means you can apply your new talents to problems that actual businesses will pay you to solve. You’ll also be making Twitter clones, developing blogs and e-commerce sites via WordPress, and you’ll receive free unlimited web hosting after one year, just to get your digital pursuits rolling. Grab this acclaimed coding course for just $19. With these courses, you’ll earn more internet points than us in no time. And then YOU’LL be able to sue US.
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